![]() Tooth Fairy: Today, I'd like to submit.Captain Floss. Easter Bunny: Oh, please! Cupid: Come on! Mother Nature: Good heavens! Tooth Fairy: In the past, you have rejected Tooth Man, Tooth Guy and Tooth. Fellow Council members, I'd like to again propose a new name for myself. Mother Nature: And without further ado, let's convene the year-end holiday conference. Mother Nature: Well, on behalf of Father Time, and the Council of Legendary Figures, I'd like to thank you for being such a gracious host. Mother Nature: Santa? Santa? Are you with us? Santa: Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. Santa: Christmas is getting very complicated. Curtis: No! You can't think that way! Please, don't give up hope. Well, how much time do I have, Curtis? Curtis: 28 days. I don't get to be Santa any more? Wh- What about the kids? W- What about the elves? What a- What about you guys? Bernard: It's not completely hopeless, sir. The de-Santification process has begun! Santa: The de-Santification? Are you telling me that clause says if I don't get married. Santa: What if I don't want to get married? Curtis: Oh, dear. Holy.Matrimony"?! I gotta get married! Bernard: Yes, It's.the Mrs. Well, uh, "The card holder acknowledges a woman of his choosing. Bernard: Or now? Santa: I can't see anything. Bernard: Better now? Santa: It's gettin' there. "He who wears the coat takes on the responsibilities of Santa Claus." Something like that, and of course, the rest would be history, right? Bernard: But it seems our number two elf, the keeper of the handbook, overlooked the single most important detail in the history of Christmas! Curtis: Wow. Puppets: Get on with it! Curtis: When the last Santa Claus fell off your roof and you put on his coat, you found this. There was a first clause, but also a second clause. Curtis: Yes, but there's another Santa clause. Santa: Curtis, in case you haven't noticed, this time of year, the malls are filled with other "Santa Clauses". Curtis: No, I mean there's another Santa clause. Santa: How could this happen? Is this what you were trying to tell me? Curtis: Great! You told him! Good! Let's get you dressed for that meeting. Santa: My Charlie? My son, Charlie? He's on the naughty list? Puppets: AAAAAAH! Santa: This is- There's gotta be a mistake. Santa: Sheen? I thought he straightened out? Abby: Not that Charlie. ![]() What are you doin' with the naughty-and-nice list? Abby: Just don't shoot the messenger. Santa: What's the bad news? Abby: What do you mean? Santa: Whenever you play the designer bean card, generally, you have bad news. Abby: I sent Dasher down for some Brazilian cocoa beans. The trialer for the film origanally reffered to the film as Santa Clause 2: The Escape Clause, to be released Novemhowever the subtitle would later be used in the film's 2006 sequel.Santa: That's weird, isn't it? Puppets: Uh-oh! Santa: These fit yesterday, didn't they? Abby: Hot cocoa for you, Santa.Elizabeth Mitchell as Principal Carol Newman.But the world of the "Merry Old Soul" turns upside down when he's dealt a double whammy of news: Not only has his son, Charlie ( Eric Lloyd), landed on this year's naughty list, but Scott discovers that he must marry by Christmas Eve - just a month away! - or he will stop being Santa Claus forever. Scott Calvin ( Tim Allen) has been in the role of Santa for the past eight years, and his loyal elves consider him the best one ever. It stars Tim Allen, and was released November 1st, 2002. The Santa Clause 2 is a 2002 Christmas comedy film and sequel to The Santa Clause.
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